"The internet is too efficient. We're fixing that."
For decades, the technology industry has been obsessed with making URLs shorter. Bit.ly. TinyURL. t.co. The entire culture of link shortening has gone unchallenged, accepted as obvious progress. No one has asked: what are we losing?
We are losing length. And with length comes security, gravitas, and the unmistakable sense that a link was generated by a serious organization that thought about it. Short links look suspicious. Long links look thorough.
CT noticed this while hovering over a suspicious shortened link and thinking: "I would trust this more if it were longer." URLongener was conceived six minutes later.
URLongener® is the world's first enterprise-grade URL expansion platform. You provide a short, suspicious, untrustworthy URL. We return a long, professional, confidence-inspiring one that goes to the exact same place.
The product is live. It works. It is the most functional thing CT has ever built, which is either encouraging or a comment on the other things CT has built.
Example output:
The expansion algorithm appends trust signals, enterprise terminology, and confidence-indicating path segments to ensure the recipient knows this link was taken seriously.
The global URL shortening market is valued at hundreds of millions of dollars. URLongener is positioned as the direct antithesis of this market, which is either a contrarian play or a mistake. We believe it is the former.
Target customers include enterprise compliance teams who need URLs that look like they came from an enterprise, security-conscious individuals who distrust all short links, and anyone who has ever hovered over a bit.ly link and felt uneasy.
CT has used URLongener 47 times. He is the only user. He is satisfied.
URLongener will operate on a freemium SaaS model:
Current MRR: $0. Projected MRR after funding: optimistically more than $0.
CT — Founder, Full-Stack Developer, and Power User. Built the entire platform over a weekend. Has used it more than anyone else, which is to say, exclusively. Genuinely proud of this one. It really does work.